HUMOR NEWS NUTS ON SUMMER SHUT DOWN

Because of the onset of tourist season here in Traverse City Michigan, "Humor News Nuts" will be shutting down through the fourth of July holiday. When we come back, we will be even newsier and better spellers and gramitarians than what we are presently. Good luck and God's Speed through the summer months of chaos and debauchery. Your friends at "Humor News Nuts".