THE COLIN BROTHERS OF KALKASKA COUNTY SHOW OFF THEIR LATEST CATCH

KC, Jeremy, Joe & Spanky The Two Headed Gator

"I'm Jeremy Colin in the middle, and to my right is little bro, KC and to my left is my big brother Joe.  In front is a real Michigan 2 headed alligator.  It is believed by people on social media that the reason our gators need an extra head, is that it is so cold in Michigan that our gators need to consume twice as much food, compared to other gators.  This big guy in front here, we call Spanky.  It is an ironic name since Michigan gators have no butt to spank.  The lack of a butt is nature's way of preserving even more energy from waste, in this case, waste in the form of gator scat." 

THE GOOD NEWS IS WE WILL NEVER HAVE TO SPEND MONEY ON CHRISTMAS, AGAIN

 HUMOR NEWS NUTS

THE WORLD ENDS ON FRIDAY THE 13TH

By Tim Colin

Senior Editor And Staff Writer

Everything has been going along just swell on our groovy little planet, then someone found that an ancient scientist who lived in the 1960's has predicted the end of the world.  When I heard the news I panicked, then I decided to confirm the end of the world prediction with our inhouse psychic, Madam Misty Misty murky merkel.  When I asked her if the prediction was true, she responded, "I guess so, if you say so.  I've got to go.  I'm late for my manicure."

There you have it.  Well I've got all the evidence I need.  I must prepare for my absolute end. The rest of you might want to do the same.  You might want to hold those dear to you, near to you on November 13, 2026.  

You should not be alone when the end approaches.  Of course, I will be alone.  I have brothers, cousins, aunts, uncles, apartment building neighbors, and a mom and dad, but I won't be with any of them.  On Friday The 13th, they're all having a secret Michael Myers party out on Manistee Lake.  I figured out that the person they're keeping it secret from is me, the person that didn't get an invite, 

I'll fix them yet, because I won't leave this earth completely alone.  You see, there's a little old lady who lives in the apartment next door to me, and she has a cat named Sam.  I'm sure I can lure Sam away from the old lady with a can of tuna.  I'll just have to keep Sam quiet until the lights go out permanently. I feel good about borrowing the cat. That'll show all those girls in high school who predicted that I was the most likely to die alone.

                   Below:  AI Photography Simulation Of How The World Probably Ends

Looks like the world ends with an Alien attack.  Let me know what you think will happen in the comments