KC, Jeremy, Joe & Spanky The Two Headed Gator
"I'm Jeremy Colin in the middle, and to my right is little bro, KC and to my left is my big brother Joe. In front is a real Michigan 2 headed alligator. It is believed by people on social media that the reason our gators need an extra head, is that it is so cold in Michigan that our gators need to consume twice as much food, compared to other gators. This big guy in front here, we call Spanky. It is an ironic name since Michigan gators have no butt to spank. The lack of a butt is nature's way of preserving even more energy from waste, in this case, waste in the form of gator scat."
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